chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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