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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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