Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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