hotel room ftw
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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