SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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