But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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