Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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