I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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