You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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