Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Randomize
