like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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