Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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