smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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