ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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