god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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