already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Nobody cheats on THIS.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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