Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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