So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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