You're my little dorito
My brain says no but my pants say off.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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