Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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