The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I think your dad took our porno
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
