If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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