Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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