CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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