The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
honey bunches of taint.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm too high and old for this...
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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