Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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