My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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