even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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