Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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