yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
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oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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