hotel room ftw
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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