so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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