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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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