I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
