he puts the penis in happiness.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
