i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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