I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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