Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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