Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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