you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just googled if crying burns calories
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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