hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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