If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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