Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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