IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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