Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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