I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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