I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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