UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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