We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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