wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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